Now, I am scared of the nervous drivers, the ones who can't get up to speed on the highway, don't know how to merge, and plain stop thinking when they panic. The ones I'm really scared of though, are the ones who think they're good drivers, and have absolutely no respect for the lives and safety of anyone else on the road. In the episode I watched last night, there were two drivers in particular, Bob and Faith Ann, who happily raced down a two-lane rural road at around 150 km/h (around 93 mph, for my American friends), with Faith Ann trying to block Bob from passing her. Bob likes to play "bumper tag," meaning he cuts in front of drivers who annoy him and then slams on the brakes. Faith Ann, before coming on the show, had already caused a nasty collision that required a steel pole to be inserted in her leg.
Deep breath here. What kind of selfish, irresponsible, bone-headed, egotistical, sociopathic, callously short-sighted moron does it take to believe that kind of driving behaviour is okay for them? I guess I just answered my own question with a string of adjectives. I remember reading a story in the ninth grade about a man causing someone's death in a violent car accident, then waking up to discover it was a Matrix-like simulation run as part of his test for his driver's license. When he asks if he passed and gets to drive now, he's told that anyone who would want to drive after murdering a fellow driver out of negligence doesn't deserve his license. Preachy, I know, but to a ninth-grader, it made a lot of sense, and it simply illustrates the truth of the maxim to respect every other driver on the road. It's the refusal to think about the consequences of their actions that make the drivers like Bob and Faith Ann so scary to me. They have the skills to be good drivers, but completely lack the social conscience required to be safe.
As I thought more about CWD, I wondered if there was any connection between the conscience-free mindset of the horrendous drivers on the show, and the anarchy that permeates the typical unmoderated forum or,
I say relative anonymity in both cases because there are obviously some safeguards and observation mechanisms in place - moderators, registered IP addresses and required logins on some websites; and police, traffic cameras, and responsible drivers with cell phones on the roads, for instance. Still, I don't believe it's much of a stretch to see a similarity between an arrogant driver and a comment troll. Each operates under the belief that there are no real consequences to themselves for their actions. What's a speeding ticket to an unrepentant speeder but another badge of honour or a temporary nuisance? What's a flame war to a troll but sustenance? They don't consider the consequences of their actions to others, or simply don't care.
One of my favourite stand-up comedians is a man named Tim Nutt, and he asked a great question: shouldn't stupidity hurt? Just a little ice-cream headache when you say or do something stupid. "I'm going to troll this guy." Oww. "I'm putting my retirement savings into lottery tickets!" Owwwww. "I think I'll order a KFC Double Down." OWWWWW, my head! (And my heart!) "The tiger's asleep, I'll just climb over the fence and get a closer picture." AAAAAARGH, MY HEAD! MY LEG! MY SPLEEN!
Bob, Faith Ann - I hope you have an ice cream headache and grow a conscience before we're reading headlines about you.
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